News Flash: Big Snake on the Loose in Texas

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Newsflash: Big Snake On the Loose in Texas

This just in from Longview, Texas — a five-meter (~16 foot) Burmese Python is on the loose.

If you see it, do not approach.

Retreat and dial 911.

No kidding.

Also: learn the metric system.

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