Winter gets here at 10:19 Chicago (USA) Time. That’s a little more than nine hours from now. Live it up, for Winter gets here soon. May it be a happy one, along with the rest of Autumn!
The world ended on this day in 2012 — December 21 — when the Mayan calendar began a new cycle. We now secretly live in a computer simulation run by highly advanced ancient Mayan aliens. They have authorized me to wish you a happy second anniversary of the end of your previous existence.
[Image credit: within this simulation, you can find this picture at http://wall.alphacoders.com/by_sub_category.php?id=206132.]