Trump was bad enough before, but COVID-19 has brought out previously unseen levels of brainless incompetence in the man. I have high hopes that Biden will win decisively Tuesday, without a long wait before the victor is known.
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My Predicted 2020 Presidential Electoral Map
I’m predicting that Joe Biden will win a slim electoral majority, as well as a large popular-vote advantage, over Donald Trump.
In this particular scenario, the swing states all go for Trump, except for Arizona and Florida, which Biden wins. Both Arizona and Florida have large elderly populations, and I don’t think they’re much caring for the way Trump is treating them as disposable people when it comes to the COVID-19 pandemic.
If you would like to make your own prediction-map, the website to visit to do so is www.270towin.com.
The Complete List of Good Reasons to Vote for Donald Trump
Donald Trump: Total Disgrace
Photo credit: USA Today. Adding the words “total disgrace” to the picture was my idea.
Congratulations! We’ve Survived One Year of President Trump.
There are no guarantees regarding future years.
An Easy Way to Find a Better President
- Obtain nine ten-sided dice, as seen above.
- Use them, one at a time, to generate nine random digits, in order.
- Check to see if a living person has that Social Security Number.
- If so, check to see if the person is eligible, under the Constitution, for the office of president.
- If they are, inaugurate them at once, before they have time to get away.
- If no president has yet been selected, return to step 2.
The chances of getting anything worse than what we’ve got now are essentially zero.
Calvin and Trump
Presented with apologies to Bill Watterson.
Mr. Trump, Please Get Some Sleep
Sleep is essential for good mental and physical health. It helps us heal when we need healing. I went to bed very early last night, and got all the sleep I need to do well at work today. I wish to suggest to our president that he do the same.
At least eight hours of sleep a night is healthy and helpful. Also, especially for a man in his seventies who is under a great deal of stress, long naps during the day can be a literal life-saver. In Mr. Trump’s case, the number of lives saved can be very large indeed.
To free up time for sleep, I have one more piece of advice for the president: limit yourself to one tweet per day.
I used to donate occasionally to the ACLU, but then Donald Trump became president, so I set up a monthly payment plan.
If you’d like to join this part of the resistance, here’s a link to the ACLU, right here.
2017: The Year of Trump Dysphoria Disorder
“Dysphoria” is the antonym of “euphoria.” Exposure to facts increases your risk of developing Trump Dysphoria Disorder, or TDD. To avoid the pain and suffering associated with TDD, you may wish to avoid any media outlets which are not Fox News.