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Congratulations! We’ve Survived One Year of President Trump.

There are no guarantees regarding future years.

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An Easy Way to Find a Better President

Obtain nine ten-sided dice, as seen above. Use them, one at a time, to generate nine random digits, in order. Check to see if a living person has that Social Security Number. If so, check to see if the person … Continue reading

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Calvin and Trump

Presented with apologies to Bill Watterson.

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Mr. Trump, Please Get Some Sleep

Sleep is essential for good mental and physical health. It helps us heal when we need healing. I went to bed very early last night, and got all the sleep I need to do well at work today. I wish … Continue reading

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The President of the “United States or America”

I just took this screenshot of a presidential tweet. It might get edited later, but this is what it looks like right now. He literally misspelled the name of our nation.  Which one is it, Mr. Trump? Are we the … Continue reading

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I used to donate occasionally to the ACLU, but then Donald Trump became president, so I set up a monthly payment plan.

If you’d like to join this part of the resistance, here’s a link to the ACLU, right here.

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2017: The Year of Trump Dysphoria Disorder

“Dysphoria” is the antonym of “euphoria.” Exposure to facts increases your risk of developing Trump Dysphoria Disorder, or TDD. To avoid the pain and suffering associated with TDD, you may wish to avoid any media outlets which are not Fox … Continue reading

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