George Carlin, on Change

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On numerous occasions, I have repeated this experiment, in keeping with the scientific method. I have obtained the same null result as Carlin obtained, each and every time.

Stephen Hawking, on His Own IQ, and IQs in General

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Stephen Hawking, On IQ

I have had my IQ tested, but, like Stephen Hawking, I have no idea what it is. The people conducting the test did not share the results with me.

This does not bother me in the slightest. Why? Because I agree with Hawking on this subject, that’s why!