Bumper Sticker Design for Arkansas Ice Storms

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I need two of these for my car — one for the rear bumper, and one for the front. I drive, on icy roads, about as well as the average Arkansan. This means I am proficient at sliding into ditches. It also means that, if our current weather forecast proves to be accurate, I’ll be staying home for at least the next 42 hours.

Warning: Escaped Genetic Experiment on the Loose!

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It amuses me to no end that telling the truth, publicly, is considered dangerous in some quarters.

Proposed Radiobiohazard Symbol

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Proposed Radiobiohazard Symbol

We’re all familiar with the radiation-hazard symbol:

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And, of course, the biohazard symbol:

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However, what if some unforeseen disaster threatens us with living, radioactive pathogens? Clearly, we need a radiobiohazard symbol for just such an eventuality, and I’m proposing the top picture here as a rough draft for one, inspired by the two already-existing warning symbols.

To the TSA, FEMA, the NSA, and the rest of the alphabet soup of “keep-us-safe” agencies: you’re welcome.