We are such a divided nation that I have to choose separate words of advice for different types of Americans. Here goes….

To Harris supporters: VOTE, if you haven’t already! Donate to the campaign, if you can afford it! Give your neighbors rides to the polls! Call voters in swing states!

To Trump supporters: your vote is statistically insignificant. Whoever will win, will win, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You might as well just stay home on Tuesday.

To supporters of Jill Stein, Chase Oliver, or other minor party or independent candidates: your vote for a fringe candidate could possibly put that orange-faced fascist felon into the White House, again. If you can’t bring yourself to vote for Kamala Harris, at least stay home on Tuesday.

To undecided voters: vote for the smarter candidate. If you can’t tell just by listening to them talk which of them she is, then we’re all much better off if you just stay home.

Lots of people encourage everyone to vote, but that’s just not me. I’ve already voted for Harris, bought bumper stickers for our cars, and made three cash contributions to the Harris campaign. I want us to win!