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Amazing Discovery! Gasoline Smells Like . . . .

In this source, http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxprofiles/tp72-c3.pdf, on p. 109, the CDC oh-so-helpfully describes the odor of gasoline as a “gasoline odor.” Yes, really. They even cite a source for this fact, as if it were ever questioned by anyone. I’m glad to see my tax dollars … Continue reading

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A Historically-Accurate (But Not Recommended) Way to Observe Columbus Day

Today is Columbus Day in the United States. While I do not recommend actually doing this, the following would be a historically-accurate way to observe this day. Break into the house where a family of your neighbors live. Announce to … Continue reading

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