Please Vote, or Don’t . . . Depending . . . .

down with trump

Please vote, on or before Tuesday, if you oppose Trump and Trumpism.

On the other hand, if you’re a fan of Trump, please remember that your vote is statistically meaningless . . . so you might as well stay home.

Election 2018

vote against the party of Trump

I just early-voted in the midterm election, and surprised myself by casting ballots for several Libertarians. These were races where voting Libertarian was the only way to vote against the Party of Trump.

Two Unfortunate Political Truths

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political truth

I can think of no exceptions to either statement.

Purify Your Water First, Michigan!

michigan

The “Pure Michigan” ad campaign should wait until they’ve replaced ALL of the lead pipes in Flint. Until then, the whole thing is just an exercise in hypocrisy.

Congratulations! We’ve Survived One Year of President Trump.

dotard

There are no guarantees regarding future years.

An Easy Way to Find a Better President

nine dice

  1. Obtain nine ten-sided dice, as seen above.
  2. Use them, one at a time, to generate nine random digits, in order.
  3. Check to see if a living person has that Social Security Number.
  4. If so, check to see if the person is eligible, under the Constitution, for the office of president.
  5. If they are, inaugurate them at once, before they have time to get away.
  6. If no president has yet been selected, return to step 2.

The chances of getting anything worse than what we’ve got now are essentially zero.

Calvin and Trump

calvin and trump

Presented with apologies to Bill Watterson.

You Don’t Even Have to Use the Idiot’s Name

what has that idiot done now

It really works. I encourage everyone to try this themselves.

A Four-Color Flag

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a four-color flag

There. Now, if I ever start an independent country, I’ll at least have a new flag ready.

We should not have to be ashamed of our president.

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shame