The chances of getting anything worse than what we’ve got now are essentially zero.
Presented with apologies to Bill Watterson.
It really works. I encourage everyone to try this themselves.
There. Now, if I ever start an independent country, I’ll at least have a new flag ready.
Sleep is essential for good mental and physical health. It helps us heal when we need healing. I went to bed very early last night, and got all the sleep I need to do well at work today. I wish to suggest to our president that he do the same.
At least eight hours of sleep a night is healthy and helpful. Also, especially for a man in his seventies who is under a great deal of stress, long naps during the day can be a literal life-saver. In Mr. Trump’s case, the number of lives saved can be very large indeed.
To free up time for sleep, I have one more piece of advice for the president: limit yourself to one tweet per day.
I just took this screenshot of a presidential tweet. It might get edited later, but this is what it looks like right now. He literally misspelled the name of our nation.
Which one is it, Mr. Trump? Are we the United States, or America?
