There are no guarantees regarding future years.
Congratulations! We’ve Survived One Year of President Trump.
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An Easy Way to Find a Better President
- Obtain nine ten-sided dice, as seen above.
- Use them, one at a time, to generate nine random digits, in order.
- Check to see if a living person has that Social Security Number.
- If so, check to see if the person is eligible, under the Constitution, for the office of president.
- If they are, inaugurate them at once, before they have time to get away.
- If no president has yet been selected, return to step 2.
The chances of getting anything worse than what we’ve got now are essentially zero.
Calvin and Trump
Presented with apologies to Bill Watterson.
You Don’t Even Have to Use the Idiot’s Name
It really works. I encourage everyone to try this themselves.
Mr. Trump, Please Get Some Sleep
Sleep is essential for good mental and physical health. It helps us heal when we need healing. I went to bed very early last night, and got all the sleep I need to do well at work today. I wish to suggest to our president that he do the same.
At least eight hours of sleep a night is healthy and helpful. Also, especially for a man in his seventies who is under a great deal of stress, long naps during the day can be a literal life-saver. In Mr. Trump’s case, the number of lives saved can be very large indeed.
To free up time for sleep, I have one more piece of advice for the president: limit yourself to one tweet per day.
We should not have to be ashamed of our president.
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I used to donate occasionally to the ACLU, but then Donald Trump became president, so I set up a monthly payment plan.
If you’d like to join this part of the resistance, here’s a link to the ACLU, right here.
Beautiful, Clean . . . Coal?!?
Type “beautiful clean” into Google, and it suggests these endings to the phrase:
There is no such thing as “beautiful clean coal” — coal is actually, of all energy sources, the most harmful to the environment, as scientists have shown again and again. The phrase has been made famous by our current president, Donald Trump, who appears to have the lowest level of scientific literacy than any other American president, living or dead.
Move over, George W. Bush.
2017: The Year of Trump Dysphoria Disorder
“Dysphoria” is the antonym of “euphoria.” Exposure to facts increases your risk of developing Trump Dysphoria Disorder, or TDD. To avoid the pain and suffering associated with TDD, you may wish to avoid any media outlets which are not Fox News.
A Political Cartoon
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