My Primary Vote, 2020

I wonder how many of the other 6,202 people who voted for Bill Weld in the Arkansas Republican primary were doing so simply because they’re allergic to Trump and Trumpism? That reason was good enough for me to proudly say “Republican” when asked which ballot I wanted, even though I more often vote for Democrats in recent years. I don’t pass up a chance to vote against Trump, as directly as possible.

If anyone ever tries to tell me that one vote makes no difference, I’ll refer them to this statistic, along with my previous such vote in 2016. I know exactly how much difference my vote makes.

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Donald Trump’s Letter to Santa

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Donald Trump: Total Disgrace

Photo credit: USA Today. Adding the words “total disgrace” to the picture was my idea.

Please Vote, or Don’t . . . Depending . . . .

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Please vote, on or before Tuesday, if you oppose Trump and Trumpism.

On the other hand, if you’re a fan of Trump, please remember that your vote is statistically meaningless . . . so you might as well stay home.

Two Unfortunate Political Truths

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I can think of no exceptions to either statement.

Congratulations! We’ve Survived One Year of President Trump.

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There are no guarantees regarding future years.

An Easy Way to Find a Better President

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  1. Obtain nine ten-sided dice, as seen above.
  2. Use them, one at a time, to generate nine random digits, in order.
  3. Check to see if a living person has that Social Security Number.
  4. If so, check to see if the person is eligible, under the Constitution, for the office of president.
  5. If they are, inaugurate them at once, before they have time to get away.
  6. If no president has yet been selected, return to step 2.

The chances of getting anything worse than what we’ve got now are essentially zero.

Calvin and Trump

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Presented with apologies to Bill Watterson.

You Don’t Even Have to Use the Idiot’s Name

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It really works. I encourage everyone to try this themselves.

Mr. Trump, Please Get Some Sleep

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Sleep is essential for good mental and physical health. It helps us heal when we need healing. I went to bed very early last night, and got all the sleep I need to do well at work today. I wish to suggest to our president that he do the same.

At least eight hours of sleep a night is healthy and helpful. Also, especially for a man in his seventies who is under a great deal of stress, long naps during the day can be a literal life-saver. In Mr. Trump’s case, the number of lives saved can be very large indeed.

To free up time for sleep, I have one more piece of advice for the president: limit yourself to one tweet per day.